Will and Ed's Excellent Boner Christmas
"Yo' Bro" you know the story..."
Synopsis
Twas the night before Xmas and our hero dudes Will &Ed, were up rapping... about killer babes and hummin a few tunes and such... when they heard an awesome banging and a few moans and squeals and a ho, ho, ho coming from the fireplace. Sounds like Santa's coming,,, and he did. Dudes, I need your help this Xmas... my elves are on strike... Mrs. Claus won't let go of my north pole... I'm exhausted, all those bad girls want all of Santa's attention... dig. So being the righteous dudes they are Will and Ed are delivering the goods this year... Xmas will never be the same.
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