Synopsis
Spyware Incorporated hold no responsibility for damage caused to the body or mind of the spy using the device as a result of bad decisions made on behalf of the device. While highly advanced in decision-making capabilities, the gadget has the potential of an “off day” in which it does not operate at it’s a-game. Spyware Incorporated has found that the best way to resolve this issue is to allow the decisionmaster 3000 to have a spa day and eat a meatball marinara subway sandwich made by one of their most highly esteemed sandwich artists. Spyware incorporated also recognises that in the heated moments we suggest the device is used in, this course of action may not be possible, so we recommend always carrying a subway sandwich with you just in case. Failure to comply to our recommendations is likely to lead to mission failure or death, for which Spyware Incorporated may not be held responsible.
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