The Lesbian Alien Dark Room Fisting Operetta on Venus
Synopsis
The angels have given the Captain of the Sea Butches the holy assignment to travel to a lesbian bar on Venus to get hold of the strongest vibrator in the whole universe – the weapon needed in the fight to destroy the phallic tower of the evil gentrifiers.
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